We gotta give our style he-man Robert Pattinson props for surmounting Cannes without his love. I mean, come on, he looks pretty happy and kinda like he’s trudging on in almost every shot.
And we hear that’s how he’s feeling—counting the minutes until it’s time for Italy, where Rob will be swooshed away to with superhigh security (and privacy) to hole up with his old Vancouver buddies from the New Moon set. What a dreamy locale to rebond in, eh?
Meanwhile, R.P. smokes, survives the skanks, sells his kisses to the highest bidder, exhales and doesn’t wash that damn hair, per usual—you go, you moist god, you!
Get to Italy all Rob-ready to finish what you started; we know you’re just aching to smoke (slightly) less while you find other things to puff on over there. Enjoy!
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